Life On The Farm in Snoose Hollow
by Auntie Kreamsaugen
published November 2014
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Halloween sure has gotten crazy
again with the way the economy is
going so I thought I'd save some
money and whip up a batch of
my famous doughnuts for the little
trick or treaters. Better for them
than candy bars, and let's face it,
what's better than a homemade
snack.
Unfortunately there are
fewer kids in the neighborhood
then there used to be. I gave away
doughnuts to only 12 trick or treaters,
good thing the word got out
and 55 policemen showed up!
Dang it if they didn't run me out
of coffee as well. But the good
news is with all that "police protection"
this year my house was
spared from egg attacks and my
bushes are toilet paper free.
With Thanksgiving approaching
it reminds me of when last
fall Knute's bad hearing lead to a
big misunderstanding. Ole asked
Knute to pick up some snoose for
him. Knute thought he said snood;
you know that piece of skin that
hangs over a tom turkey's nose.
Well when Knute put some tom
turkey snoods in Ole's snoose can
Ole thought he had been switched
to those little snoose pouches, you
know those snoose bandits.
After Ole had pinched a few,
Knute realized his mistake and
asked , "Ole, what's the flavor
like?"
Ole said, "Ya, I kinda like it but I
think it would go good with some
cranberries."
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